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Around the world in 8 hotties

This list is hot women from obscure countries - because there is no place that doesn't have good lookin girls.

In no discernible order:

8) This girl is from Laos. You don't hear much about anything from Laos, but here is a poster of a girl google tells me is Laotian.

7) This chick from Malta- Some miss world contestant from the small island nation of Malta. She looks mixed between meditteranean and arabic, which is probably what she is.

6) Togo- It's 45 miles across in West Africa and this girl is from there. Other than that, I know nothing about this country.

5) Greenland- Here is some Inuit girl from Greenland. She's cute and so is that puppy!

4) What does anyone here about Namibia other than that Angelina goes there? Well, it's a beautiful country for one. Here is a former Miss Namibia, who looks more like Angelina than I expected.

3) This girl was born in Bahrain- a wealthy gulf state off the coast of Saudi Arabia. She went on to become Miss Sri Lanka although she doesn't look arabic or Sri Lankan. 

2) The first muslim Miss England. She was born in Uzbekistan, but she might be afghani in ethnicity. She's dynamite.

1) Maipur- It's in India, which isn't an obscure country, but look at what these indians  look like:

They look  completely  east  asian, but they are part of India and sometimes speak Bengali.

So wherever you go, you can take your libido with you.

 

Terezzza. WTF.

Met this beast today- Teresa Heinz. Not Teresa Heinz Kerry. She dropped the Kerry again after the presidential race was over.

Perfect article about her:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07105/778186-85.stm

They say she's still in love with her deceased former husband and that Kerry is always on eggshells around her. That might be true.  I couldn't detect any chemistry between them, but I then don't know them well. For Kerry's part, he was nicer than I remembered since I last saw him.

Anyways, Terezzza grew up as the child of a European doctor in sub-saharan Africa. She has a bit of a savior complex and talks about Americans like we are illiterate African tribes people that need an elite like her to come save us. I think she seriously does not differentiate between the starving people in Mozambique that her father treated and Americans that happen to disagree with her.  She likes to be called a champion and a public figure, but make no mistake, she is an eccentric billionaire that never earned a dime in her life and is only valuable because she gives away this money she never earned. When speaking to her one on one, she lacks the most basic courtesy that anyone that ever had to hold down a job would find second nature. She doesn't say excuse me, she snarls her lip and says "what". She says "can I!" not "may I?" and never waits for anyone to give her permission anyways. She must be heard and she must not be doubted.  She calls those who do not agree with her positions either idiots or illiterate or both dumb and greedy. She often cites European policies as proof for American backwardness and undemocratic corruption, as though the existence of a difference between European and American policy proves that America is in the wrong. She is a living caricature of the conservative portrayal of snobbish out of touch liberal elites that disdain America and admire Europe. But the republicans can't laugh too hard over her image, for she is more their beast than the democrats'. She had been a republican for most of her voting years and only registered as a democrat on January of 2003. Despite her relative newness to the Democrats, she's absorbed all their lingo- she wants to continue the conversation about xyz, she lauds local papers and rails against corporate owned anything, she puts the public ahead of corporate backed lobbies. But she still hasn't learned 'thank you', or at least she didn't know it when I tried to be nice to her and compliment her ideas. She responded with a rather cold 'yes' while looking disdainfully at my outfit. Can I be called a champion for this too? I'll marry a rich guy, spend his money on hiring experts to find causes for me and then when you tell me good job, I'll say "yes, I agree" while thinking "ew. you don't have $1000 to spend on your  dress."

 

I've never had much against what she does. It's just that I wish she'd STFU while she dabbled in her philanthropies and moral crusades. She's still a great role model of mine since I'd like someone with a billion dollars to marry me even if I am obnoxious, outspoken and not even that pretty (although I admit, she has a Zsa Zsa Gabor kind of sex appeal).

Now for Kerry- he is, like Bush, great at energizing his base and I saw him with the base of his base- wealthy Cambridge ivy leaguers that are involved in numerous liberal community activities- there were the professors from chairs that Terreza funded, people Kerry helped appoint as former ltd Governor and another Democrat senator.
    Kerry joked about the little school in the south he went to instead of the old institution in Cambridge and told his associates that they'd done everything possible for him except move to Ohio. To my surprise, he was rather funny and up beat. I don't know if he is the environmental affairs hero he claims he is, but his hired experts briefed him well as he is able to make astute and informed comments about environmental policy.

When you take away the people that don't like him and his ways, he's a rather dynamic thinker on his feet. He may not understand average republicans, but he certainly understands what makes republican leaders tick. He can't answer a question about abortion, but he can answer specific questions about the economics of current trends toward nuclear power.

And Kerry seemed like a nice enough guy. He knows how to thank people and speak with sensitivity towards their perspective. He's voted on and sponsored so few bills that it's hard to tell if he has any deeply held cause, but he's fine at adapting to the changing concerns of MA people. So, good job Kerry and good luck reporting back to duty in the 2008 senate re-election.    

Drop Dead Gorgeous! This gruesome list is one of women famous for being beautiful and also for their early deaths. I am not sure what the prioritization is here. Most tragic? Most famous deaths? Most famed for their beauty? Maybe some combination?

10. Jon Benet- We know what she looks like and we know the story. And don't come to my site if you want to oggle a picture of a dead 5 yr old.

9. Aaliyah- Ok, pics allowed now. Aaliah is in my mind the most tragic of the bunch. She really did nothing wrong except get into a faulty plane when she was 22. She seemed like such a nice down to earth girl on TV.

8. Eva Peron- Famed for her beauty, her facism, lust for power and death to cervical cancer at age 33. People, get your HPV vaccines.

7. Jayne Mansfield- One of the most famous ex playmates and one that still inspires others to take pictures posing as Mansfield. Died at age 34 due to a car accident.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

 

6. Jean Harlow- Siren of the silver screen, Jean Harlow died only at age 36 from  kidney failure. She was the inspirataion and idol of Marilyn Monroe and perhaps the woman that originally caused the association between platinum blonde hair and sex appeal.

5. Gia Carangi- One of the first supermodels, gracing the top magazine covers before anyone knew which magazine covers made a top model. Also a lesbian, a heroine addict and one of the very early victims of AIDS at age 26.

4. Anna Nicole Smith- Her goal was to be Marilyn Monroe and her looks were often compared to Jayne Mansfield. Be careful what you wish for, eh? I adored Anna Nicole. Her life just kept getting more and more intriguing like one of those collisions on the autobon that starts with 2 cars and ends up like a 100 car pile up. A high school drop out, a stripper, a playmate, a guess model, a bride to a billionaire, an orca, a success at weight loss, a reality TV show star, a girl with a supreme court win, a lover of some count that is Zsa Zsa's husband, a woman that lost an adult child, the sister to a man that cruelly abducted a paraplegic, a woman accused of freezing her billionaire husband's sperm and using it to make a second child, a drug addict... Even death does not end this list of intrigue and psychosis.

3. Princess Diana- Famously married, famously beautiful, famously popular and most famously dead. Di-ploitation was the tabloid's main occupation in the year of '98, when Diana died at age 36. There are the conspiracies...was it really a papazarri chase or did the Queen hired her killed for an imminent engagement to Dodi Al Fayed?

2. Marilyn Monroe- The ultimate pop icon- singer, model, actress, playmate. She is the reason playboy exists, she invented the modern ideal of sex appeal. She was intimately connected with President Kennedy, Joe Dimaggio, Arthur Miller, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald and everyone else who was famous in her time.  She died famously at age 36 from a drug overdose.

1. Cleopatra- The only person more famous than Marilyn for being desired and dead too early, her legend has lasted millenia and she has been world wide a household name for several centuries. She inspired a Shakespeare play, a Chaucer legend, a Handel opera and countless others, two thousand years of paintings and sculptures, dozens of TV series, films, books and video games.  Those are some serious shoes to fill, but give Marylin a few more centuries and we will see who really ends up winning queen of the damned.

So here's the violet eyed cleoptra of the 20th century, Elizabeth Taylor

So, there's the list and can I just make a note here. Lemme present this quote- "the images come from movies of my childhood. I'm susceptible to a particular kind          of look; blonde in nature and baby-faced. I love women like Jean Harlow, Marilyn Monroe and Pamela Anderson."

Ok, Hef's taste is inspired primarily by his childhood fantasy, Jean Harlow, he bought a crypt next to Monroe to be laid to rest and Anna Nicole and Mansfield have also been clear choices and favorites of Hef. Does it make you wonder when 4 of the 10 women deservedly on the desirable and dead list were all paticularly admired by this guy? What can I say? hef knows how to pick them. And the next time anyone thinks of dying their hair platinum blonde and getting implants, remember- it's one step closer to the grave.

 

Funny or not funny? Tell me.

I wrote this small story months ago and was told it was not at all funny. I just re-read it and well, I thought it was funny. What say you?

The Bible. Version 2.0: Includes deleted scenes from the Quran and other stuff.

One day, Yahweh decided he could do much better than creating specie in his image. Why not create an actual holy kid in the image? Yep. He’ll be just like his ol’ pop, said the Lord in heaven.

Yahweh went and searched around his chosen people and then he saw her. She had breasts like bee stings, a husband with erectile problems and most importantly, an ear like no other. He was in love. With that perfect immaculate little ear. He wanted to go unto her. To know her. To sew his seed inside her virginal auditory canal of love.

So, Yahweh floated around in a star struck daze until he found the Holy Ghost.

 Holy Ghost: “You look…you look like you actually aren’t pissed off.” “Wait, you steal my weed?”

Yahweh: “I saw a creature unlike any other. I felt the stir that mortal men feel when they see a nude woman.”

Holy Ghost: “Check your chest, man! You lose a rib or something?”

Yahweh: “She will be my queen of queens, mother of my holy child. Oh that most immaculate ear.”

Holy Ghost: “Ear? You want to bang some chick’s ear?”

Yahweh: “It is an immaculate ear of virginity. Millennia from now, people will find images of this ear in toast and sell it on eBay.”

Holy Ghost: “Look, maybe you should go easy on the smiting for a while and see if your taste becomes any healthier.”

Yahweh: “No. I must have her. By the rising star in the north, I will have this maiden’s ear.”

Holy Ghost: “Ok. So…what you come to me for?”

Yahweh: “You must help me go unto her.”

Holy Ghost: “Huh? What? You want me to turn you into some kind of sexually transmitted ear infection?”

Yahweh: “You need to turn me into an impregnating rod.”

Holy Ghost: “Look. I can go back and forth between the earthly realm and whatnot, but you can’t impregnate a woman through an ear.”

Yahweh: “I am the Lord almighty and my business is big enough to impregnate a woman through her grandmother’s ear. So, shut it.”

Holy Ghost: “Alright, alright. Maybe if you get laid, you’ll chill out on the smiting.”

So, the Holy Ghost transformed Yahweh into a holy q tip of celestial sperm. And Yahweh, aggressive overachiever he was, did impregnate the 13 yr old maiden with his holy seed.

Cut- Well, we know where this story is going, but have you ever noticed something a little wrong with this picture?

Think of the Holy Trinity: Junior, Big Daddy and Spook. Yahweh creates the whole damn universe, smites people all over the place in the Old Testament, has this miracle kid. Jesus didn’t live all that long, but hey; he got stuck to a cross. That gets major bonus points. But the holy ghost pretty much doesn’t do shit. He has some BS “mediator” role. That’s like that BS middle management job that involves jacking around on the internet all day. But he gets his name up there on the holy trinity for all eternity? Now, that is one lucky ass lazy ghost. It’s like he got to be vice president without even showing up to campaign.

Anyways, Mary has this kid Jesus. Tells her husband that it’s God’s. Sure, I’d like to see you try that one on Maury Povich. Mary would be this 13 yr old with some broke ass boyfriend Joseph and the Holy Ghost and Yahweh could get into this fight about not wanting to pay child support, which BTW, Yahweh sucked at- the whole child support issue. I know there was no IRS back in 0AD but give me a break. Yahweh was as dead beat as a dad could be. Could have taken the poor kid out to a gladiator game or something- just once, you know.

So, Jesus grows up and Yahweh had big hopes for him. He gave him holy powers and the like. Jesus starts getting a following and Dad looks down from heaven, with his big hopes and all. At first, Jesus seems like he’s got some good ideas. Changes water into wine- there’s a big man on campus, he’s pretty popular with the ladies, but soon enough, Dad starts to notice that this kid, well he’s just a little soft, doesn’t understand the real word.

Yahweh and Holy Ghost are looking down from heaven:

Yahweh: “What the fuck is he doing? He’s getting people to forgive that cheating ho? Hello, does this yid know the Ten Commandments? My laws are clearly that her ass needs a good stoning.”

Holy Ghost: “Dude, you could use a good stoning. Want some weed? You’ll chill out, trust me.”

Yahweh: “No. I don’t want my waist to end up like yours. You know mankind is supposed to exist in our image. You look more like the image of a walrus. I hope chicks don’t start taking after you. Anyways, what’s with this turn the other cheek BS? Is my kid some kind of fag?”

Holy Ghost: “Doubt it. I think his hooker friend is kind of cute, actually.”

Yahweh: “Hooker? He’s dating a hooker? He’s planning to stone her later, right?”

Holy Ghost: “Doesn’t look like it, no. Think he likes her”

Yahweh: “How did my kid end up being such a commie faggot hippie?”

Holy Ghost: “Why you asking me, dude? You’re the omniscient one.”

Yahweh: “Did you jinx my q tip of holy seed?”

Holy Ghost: “Man, I did not touch your holy q tip. And I don’t know who you’re calling fag. You’re the one that did it in a chick’s ear. I don’t know many straight dudes that go for that one.”

Yahweh: “What is he doing down there? Some roman heathen is whipping him and he’s just…he’s just letting him kick his ass? WTF! If he some homo masochist? To think, he went apeshit when the money lenders were ripping people off. Seriously, what kind of a Jew is this nut?”

Yahweh: “Oh come on, now he’s letting them crucify him. This kid just wrecked everything I’ve been working for over the last 4 millennia. All I here is prayers from all these unchosen freaks for forgiveness. Forgiveness? Who do they think I am? Yahweh the almighty Fairy Queen?”

Yahweh: “What’s he screaming now? ‘Why have I forsaken him?’ Why does he think I’m forsaking him? He’s broken just about all the laws it took me 4000 years to smite into humanity. Kids today. He thinks I’m going to let him live so he can live the rest of his days like some hippie lunatic? Forget it.”

Holy Ghost: “Come on. He’s your kid. At least resurrect him.”

The Holy Ghost looked on as the almighty lord peered down to the earth…

Holy Ghost: “What are you- oh- you still staring at that chick’s ear? Come on, it’s been three days. Resurrect the kid before he joins Lou’s minions.”

Yahweh: “Who’s Lou?”

Holy Ghost: “Lou as in Lucifer, you know- the talking snake that wrecked your magical prize apples.”

Yahweh: “Ok. Whatever. Figure I have to let the kid in or else

Ill

never hear the end of it from his mother. And me almighty, she’s got one fine ear.”

And that is the story of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

and yeah, yeah- here's the obligatory illustration.

James Caviezel, the ultra hot Jesus in Gibson's Passion. I fell in love with him in the very under rated and often forgotten film, Count of Monte Cristo.

And Maria Sharapova, the 6'2"(!!!) tennis star because Maria is derived from the name of the mother of Jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bollywood babes, honorable mentions

4/15 and one more girl is on- Shilpa Shetty, who I found looking through wikipedia's info on PETA (PETA is too extreme for me).

she does these ads-

It doesnt really work for me. It makes me want to go to an SM club and makes me think- wow, animal abuse is sort of sexy.

She has the kind of body that Indian girls have. Ultra busty, really curvy-

Adding yet another Indian babe- Shyamali Malakar, the better looking and better singing sibling of Sanjaya Malakar (who I like)

Why can't I get famous for just standing there and having big boobs?

I forgot to include 2 of my favs-

1. Madhu Sapre.

Who? You say. She was a runner up for Miss Universe in the 90s. She had the title signed sealed and delivered and threw it away because she dared to give an actual realistic and plausable answer to the question "what would you do for your country if you won miss universe." She did not say world peace or educate all  the poor.  She did not understand she was supposed to say something hokey.  She said something about  popularizing  healthy living and sports, which is something a Miss Universe could actually do. She had one of the highest scores in the history of the pageants before that fateful answer-

So, Madhu-

Sheetal sheth- The rarely seen actress from American Chai and ABCD

Fashion model Sonalika Sahay




Sindhura Gadde



Naina Dhariwal

                            

       

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Rahki Sawant

 

Forget this. I could go on all day.

                    

     

     

Bollywood Bombshells! and more!

Today's top ten hot list is of Indian women.

10. Rhona Mitra- The half Indian inspiration behind Lara Croft, the video game character.

 

9. Madhuri Dixit- Before there was Aish, Madjuri reigned as queen of Bollywood beauty. She is beautiful- not cute, sexy, pretty- beautiful in its purity.

8. Lisa Ray- hot half Indian model. I knew she looked familiar- I have met this girl once. She had red hair at the time.

          

 

7. Preity Zinta- hot actress. And her name sounds like Pretty.

 

6. Sushmita Sen- my favorite former miss universe. She's a tough girl. Or she likes to play them in movies.

5. Bipasha Basu-HOT model/actress- Former Miss Ford Supermodel of the World. (Ford the modeling agency, not the cars)

4. Lara Dutta- Oh wait, Lara is my favorite former miss universe. I love her eyes.

3. Priyanka Chopra- So cute, Miss world on the same year that Lara Dutta was Miss Universe.

2. Rani Mukherjee- My favorite Indian actress. So cute!!

1. Bloggerette- What kind of lameass joke is this, Bloggerette? You put yourself ahead of multiple Miss World's and Miss Universes. Are you crazy? Are you really this vain? Dude, it's my list and that means the only list where I'll beat the likes of these out, so there.

The real #1-  It's Aishwarya, duuuuh! Can't dance, can't dance, who cares. She is the most successful ex Miss world.

ERA, come and gone?

Yesterday I read:

www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/04/the_return_of_the_equal_rights.html 

The universally accepted goals of the amendment have already been achieved, so the only important changes it might bring are those that Americans have decided we don't want. Which is why its time may have come -- and gone.

Wait wait, aren't these the same Americans that have decided they dont want gay marriage? But in that case 90% of Americans over 60 dont want it, while a slight majority of people under 25 approve of it.

What we dont want today, may not always hold true.

Now, the article says: These decisions (and others) grew out of the same principle, that everyone is entitled to equal treatment under the 14th Amendment.

Well, the 14th Amendment was ratified in 1868, 50 years before women could even vote. Another 50 years before anyone considered giving women true equality. So, how can it be that the 14th amendment adequately protects womens rights? 

People are getting complacent. Women in my generation were raised by women that grew up after the women's movement. We have no idea how unequal things could get very quickly (indeed, equality came very quickly in the 60s).  It is never enough to simply exist in a comfortable state where discriminatory laws that could be enforced are not enforced.  We need an ERA because when it is too late, that will mean too late as in past the point where laws treat us as equals. If the prospect of a draft is what women must pay for this, we should be glad to do it (I think I'm in that age range).

My favorite half asians!/more lameness from the lame duck

Best article yet about Bush:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1607243,00.html

That man hits it on the nail. Arrogance and incompetence all the way. You really dont know how many times you can make the same critique. But you have to, because the same behavior keeps happening.

Otherwise, while I continue to write this long journal about my trip to Israel, here is a random list of my top half asian hotties! (Why? Because they have been underrepresented on this site and I like them) Why are half asian girls so hot I dont know, but they are some of the world's best looking

5. Amerie- She isn't what you expect when you think half asian, but she is half Korean and she is hot.

4.  Asia Carrera- Just who doesn't like Asia Carrera? If you don't like her looks (why?), her personality is banging. She is funny, sweet and smart and sadly, a widow last I heard. Asia has always been a role model of mine- as a good asian girl with honor society grades, she gave me hope that I could run away and become a porn star. Alas, some dreams will have to wait for the next life.

3. Tia Carrera- She was almost hot enough to make me want to watch relic hunter. Some girls I go through pics like "this one's not good enough. She can do better." but the Tia Carrera search was like "all the pics are uber hot. Which one do I want?"

2. Kristen Kreuk- No list of hapa hotness is complete without Kristen Kreuk. She is the helen of troy of this type. Is it possible for a face to get cuter? No. I think not.

1. Kelly Hu- I think many would put Kristen at the top of the line, but Kelly is somehow just so damn sexy. I could not take my eyes off her in X-men II.

Ok now, back to whatever I was complaining about. Oh yeah, Bush.

Americans nominate big spenders as ambassadors. Now, the problem seems to be that the big spenders to the repub party are somewhat ill-equipt to be ambassadors (http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,367881,00.html).  Take the Sam Fox appointment to Belgium. Now, I dont care if Bush nominates India the cat as ambassador to Belgium since it does not matter. I am more concerned that he saw fit to deliberately circumvent our elected legislature by filling the vacancy during a recess. Unfortunately, Bush filled many more important offices in the same way last week-

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/05/AR2007040501886.html

He is filling vacancies with people he knows do not represent the will of the elected chamber and the American populace. He is doing this after pulling those nominations from congressional review and sneaking them in during recess. His dictatorship is failing, so he resorts to loopholes to keep his selfish unrepresentative will strong.

Like Joe Klein  says, this  is a man clearly unfit for democratic leadership. 

Back from Israel/Palestine

Just got back from Israel, so I will start blogging again! To celebrate, lets oggle Israeli model Bar Rafaeli-

As for looks, Israeli men are some of the world's best looking. There are dark haired ashkenazis with british accents (hot), sephardic guys and arabs. The lebanese arab women are paticularly good looking too. Palestinian arab  men are great to look at. Some of them have golden blonde hair and bright blue or green eyes. They are also well built with natural tans. I think their looks come from being a mixture of all sorts of arabs and Europeans that came during the crusades. It is definitely a place to go for eye candy.

As for other more trivial matters- political conflicts, religious conflicts and war- yeah yeah, I'll get to it. Lemme get over my jet lag.

Boys!

Another list of eye candy. For all you goddesses and also all you queens out there.

Mostly my blog contains hot women. And it might surprise you to know that I am not just any hetero female, but a really boy crazy one. So, here is my lost of beautiful sexy men.

 

10. Larry Scott- This is the guy that I just found out that Ive been masturbating to for the last 10 years. Thank you once again wikipedia. Now I know who to stalk. Like the effect Steve Mcurry's afghani girl with green eyes had, this one picture made a permanent impression on anyone that can appreciate male beauty.

9. Kevin Smith- I remember flipping thoruhg channels one night and just stopping, mesmerized, amazed that a man could really be this gorgeous. And then I had the misfortune of getting semi addicted to Xena warrior princess.

8. Peirce Brosnan- This is the man that straight women, gay men, lesbian women and straight men alike will admit is damn good looking.

7. Rufus Sewell- Saw him in A knight's tale and fell in love and then fell in love again when he was the villain in Zorro 2.

6. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers- He was fine in Bend it like Beckham. He was even more fine as hell in Match point. Mmmmm. That body, that accent, that face...

5. Billy Zane- There are a lot of reasons to dislike Titanic. The number 1 reason is because your supposed to identify with a heroine who is suicidally depressed because she has to marry a guy who looks like Billy Zane. And not only looks like him- is filthy rich and buys her giant diamonds in exchange for sex.

Billy, you dont have to get me diamonds. In fact I would screw you if it gave me gonorrhea. So fine!

4.  Hrithik roshan- Ashwarya is to female what Hrithik is to male- perfection. Perfect height, body, face- everything. He's played an al quaeda lackey in at least 2 movies and both of them made me like "I hate freedom! Kill 'em hrithick! You're so hot you must be right!!"

3. Matthew McConaughey- He isnt my usual type, which is tall dark and handsome. He is tall fair and handsome. And I almost didnt put him on the list because his name is hard to spell. But I remembered failure to launch. He's so cute. Dont launch baby, stay with me!

2. Gerard Butler- In 300 he had presence and abs of adamantium. But I fell in love with his rugged masculine voice in Phantom of the opera. Even with a half deformed face, he's better than I'll ever do.

1. Christian Bale. He is still number one. You know how hot Christian Bale is? He is so hot that you can put him in a movie where he cuts women up with axes and everyone just talks about how amazing his body is and how fine he is and how handsome he is. This guy makes people want to be Bateman. And you know what, ladies, you know who his dad married? Gloria Steinem. That means Christian must be some sort of a feminist too. So, if you ever think of toning down your feminism or something so you can appeal more to men, remember Gloria built her whole life on being a radical feminist and she married the creator of this:

So anyone that is thinking "But Bloggerette is supposed to post chicks." or "Lame. I want tetas." Well, here is your eye candy: April Scott- Jessica the Elder's replacement for Dukes of Hazzard straight to soft core channel movie.