Another list of eye candy. For all you goddesses and also all you queens out there.
Mostly my blog contains hot women. And it might surprise you to know that I am not just any hetero female, but a really boy crazy one. So, here is my lost of beautiful sexy men.
10. Larry Scott- This is the guy that I just found out that Ive been masturbating to for the last 10 years. Thank you once again wikipedia. Now I know who to stalk. Like the effect Steve Mcurry's afghani girl with green eyes had, this one picture made a permanent impression on anyone that can appreciate male beauty.
9. Kevin Smith- I remember flipping thoruhg channels one night and just stopping, mesmerized, amazed that a man could really be this gorgeous. And then I had the misfortune of getting semi addicted to Xena warrior princess.
8. Peirce Brosnan- This is the man that straight women, gay men, lesbian women and straight men alike will admit is damn good looking.
7. Rufus Sewell- Saw him in A knight's tale and fell in love and then fell in love again when he was the villain in Zorro 2.
6. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers- He was fine in Bend it like Beckham. He was even more fine as hell in Match point. Mmmmm. That body, that accent, that face...
5. Billy Zane- There are a lot of reasons to dislike Titanic. The number 1 reason is because your supposed to identify with a heroine who is suicidally depressed because she has to marry a guy who looks like Billy Zane. And not only looks like him- is filthy rich and buys her giant diamonds in exchange for sex.
Billy, you dont have to get me diamonds. In fact I would screw you if it gave me gonorrhea. So fine!
4. Hrithik roshan- Ashwarya is to female what Hrithik is to male- perfection. Perfect height, body, face- everything. He's played an al quaeda lackey in at least 2 movies and both of them made me like "I hate freedom! Kill 'em hrithick! You're so hot you must be right!!"
3. Matthew McConaughey- He isnt my usual type, which is tall dark and handsome. He is tall fair and handsome. And I almost didnt put him on the list because his name is hard to spell. But I remembered failure to launch. He's so cute. Dont launch baby, stay with me!
2. Gerard Butler- In 300 he had presence and abs of adamantium. But I fell in love with his rugged masculine voice in Phantom of the opera. Even with a half deformed face, he's better than I'll ever do.
1. Christian Bale. He is still number one. You know how hot Christian Bale is? He is so hot that you can put him in a movie where he cuts women up with axes and everyone just talks about how amazing his body is and how fine he is and how handsome he is. This guy makes people want to be Bateman. And you know what, ladies, you know who his dad married? Gloria Steinem. That means Christian must be some sort of a feminist too. So, if you ever think of toning down your feminism or something so you can appeal more to men, remember Gloria built her whole life on being a radical feminist and she married the creator of this:
So anyone that is thinking "But Bloggerette is supposed to post chicks." or "Lame. I want tetas." Well, here is your eye candy: April Scott- Jessica the Elder's replacement for Dukes of Hazzard straight to soft core channel movie.
You forgot to add me to that list.
Posted by: Lost in Translation | March 27, 2007 at 05:41 AM
lol, ok. I'll just pretend you look like Bale.
Posted by: Sexy Bloggerette! | April 04, 2007 at 03:15 PM
Sure... just so you can see my nipples and fantasize about them? I don't think so.
Posted by: Lost in Translation | April 05, 2007 at 04:34 PM
Your blog likes a mini encyclopedia. Reading your article is just like attending a special lecture after my school. Really helpful, thank you.
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